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womensoccer rap off

February 1, 2009 · Leave a Comment

go to cage i very gian
skip500x i get damn sian

so what if its the weekend again
we r still gonna mug w lim shi qian

u say womensoccer got alot of funk
but u treat the emails like pieces of junk

An cua (why) u so damn hostile
Nt happy w my friendly style?

If u still dont want to reply
Then KNNB chaocheeby

*by Juls*

 

 

 

Juliana is very bored.
But I just sit back and snort

She think her face very hot
But I look and I only see rot

All she wants to do is rap
I want to give her a big fat slap

Not say that we very hostile
I am just super docile

People don’t check mail every hour
So if there isn’t a reply, don’t be sour

Enough about her I’ve bitched
She just needs to get hitched

I know this rap doesn’t flow
But give me time and I will be a pro

*By DEEPIKA*

 

 

Heres a reply from deepika sharma.
Im so scared I want my mama!

Oh she forgot shes just a little pornstar
Latest video she did it in the car

well hats off to you for trying
But uknow im still the king.

What abt the yr 2s like edwina?
Sally bonnie or vanessa?
Vicki xinyi lu jia and christina?
Stop mugging in the GSR!

I forgot about the yr 4 old birdie
Are u busy drinking herbal tea?

Come on sexies lets take this far,
Mayb we can even start a war!

*by Juls*

 

 

 

 

 

Juls and deep u all think u all are queens
The rest of us are all beans?

Yes we are mugging in GSR
But whatever it is we know that we are stars

But our emails keep having poems
Thus, we cant concentrate and for more poems, we yearn.

I cant think of anymore things to type
Neither do I have skype

Don’t think we don’t know u also in GSR
Even better u are in SR or CR

Got and never jio
Is it cos we will distract u cos too chio?

*by Lu Jia*

 

 

 

First we need a minor correction
this isnt a war its a lil desgustation

Of how kok womensoccer girls can be
after eating, clubbing, drinking we act only

deep down inside we all love studying
for what? to fight for investment banking

but dont you guys ever learn
all of them falling like bear stearns?

So i say lets not be so deep
eating clubbing drinking is for keeps

maybe i should just stop here
if not the winner is oh so clear

come fight me i dare you my dears
for a few rounds of ice cold beers 

*by Jipooo*

 

 

 

we always thought lawyers are nerds

but we realise this is so absurd

cos our dearest Miss Lu Jia

must say her rap is not bad sia!

 

Jipo Sorry your english was too deep

our simple minds, we cannot seep

wtf was desgustation ?

thought u only know masturbation

 

indeed Jipo, u r so naive

w the stupid rap tt u conceive

 

challenge us in beer drinking?

just 10 minutes u already puking

 

so what if she got the boobs

shes is just one of the stupid noobs

 

dont waste ur time my dear shu hui

u can never make a rap thats as sui!

*by Juls*

 

 

Here’s the lao jiao tt don’t rap too long

but when i do, i’ll attract a throng

These raps written here are all so funk

yet once u read mine, it’s a sure slam dunk

 

Still i must say, kudos to u juls

for all these has made us laugh like fools

Lengendary rapper? i think not

that’s just as sure as sumei’s foot rot

 

Bored at work with nothing to do

if u think i lazy then screw u

Just don’t u dare hold it against me

i’ve no exams, u smug devotees

 

Bosses didn’t come to work today

who cares as long as i get my pay

Given AVP’s office to use

who would know even if i drank booze

 

So that’s why i can join this rap-off

hope u enjoyed it and didn’t scoff

Now get back to the books, notes and slides

before u fail and ur world collides

 

Good luck to all in the mugging race

may u be able to get your As

I know studies can make u unstable

but don’t end up under the prof’s table

*by Christine*

 

 

that time no take part

think my tongue not sharp.

this rap’s rock and roll

Gorgeous Sally owes the show.

 

juls you so funny,

mug in the library.

study so steady,

can earn big money.

 

christine u no joke,

skive around and drink coke.

u think boss no see,

steady bom pee pee.

 

week sixteen come here quick,

exams I want quit.

soccer camp there waiting,

for us to do our thing!

*by Sally*

 

 

So what if u hv dreadlocks,

Ur rap didn’t manage to shock,

Two weeks can u wait for me?

A solid rapoff u shall see

Aint got time for a long humour

Cos the papers are like one big tumour

 

 

Wait 2 wks for u?

I would’ve shaven my locks.

Just cos u find my rap too hard to chew

don’t mean its meant to shock

 

i know none who would call u tt

but perhaps u can be the female 1-cent

who likes to hang on like a gnat

chill out juls, before u’re spent

 

it’s 530 now, i’m off the clock

i better stop, b4 i get writer’s block

*by Christine*

 

 

 

In Istanbul I sit at my comp

Reading all your raps that are just da bomb

I miss all of you

And all your nonsense indeed I do

 

Dont think here i only play

i also do work okay

This Thursday I leave for Iran

Crossing the border from Van (in East Turkey)

 

14 December I return

And then its my turn

I have 3 midterms 1 quiz 1 Flash homework

I confirm go berserk

 

Anyway for this week

I know it looks bleak

But hang in there my friends

In no time you’ll reach the end

 

Till then I say all the best

For all your many tests

After that when you party

Please dont forget about me

 

I return on January 9

With Turkish delights which are just divine

Till then I say take care

and hang in there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*by Kat*

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CLUB RAP!

October 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

anyways since i hv the password to this blog and i shall publish whatever i want! HAHAHAHAHAH

warning: the entry will end aburptly.

recently ive come up w a very juicyyy rap!

Oh No…. im such a genius. im a soccer player, supermodel, and now i can fight w 50Cent n make better raps!!!

so here it is. and this is a very Personal Blog k. nothing to do w the club. so i included all kinds of stories in it.

Hi loosen up everybody!
 
 

 

chiobumax wanna hv one last say

But no sorry, my rap ain’t gay

 

just read on

u ll get so turned on

 

Is S to the O to the C to the C to the E to the R

 

If u are a soccer player

put yer hands in the ayer

Dance to the beat on Zouk’s player

And Move that bootie like a slayer~

 

 

Vodka Heineken or Tequila

Go clubbing bring ur IC la!

 

Still promise u wont get high

But moments later u grind my thigh

-_______________-

………………..

 

 

Resist Freebies no u cant

but reply emails u don’t want!

Everytime make me so duLan

Nvm my dress so chio i look like swan

 

 

 

Sunig Inter Uni or Pesta Sukan?

Call ourselves champions? no we cant

 

 But w Bernard it wont b the same

Soon NTU NUS SIM will b put to shame

 

 

Although we like to act like clown

We know Women soccer is the best in town

 

 

Heres my humble little wit.

1 hr to come up w it.

So I hope u liked it.

Now back to mugging shit.

 

 

*curtsy* thank youuuu

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Update~

October 14, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Apologies for the lack of update!

and im sure that many of you have been waiting for the flava of the week for WEEKS.

now become flava of the month.. (HAHA)

sorry sorry! U think this blog is self updated ar? we are also students please. midterms n projects!

 

anyways! PLEASE DO LEAVE COMMENTS (GOOD ONES ONLY PLS)! to show us that u actually read the BLOG!!!

cos it ll encourage us to write more!

 
We are realllly excited to tell you guys that the new committee has been formed just hours ago…
So this news is as Fresh as Subway Sandwich.
 
NOT IN ORDER OF CHIO-NESS
(otherwise i ll come first, duh what were u thinking)
 
President – Wiki Lai
Vice President – Rynette
Assets Manager – Erene
Finance Manager – Rebekaohpeh
Training Manager – Sarahcake
Relations Manager - Nisa
(dont worry the rest of u will get ur nick names soon)
 
so i would like to thank the old exco for the wonderbra support the past 12 months
 
NOT IN ORDER OF CHIO-NESS too
(then Sumei will be last! aiyo so poor thing…)
 
Tey-O
Rachel Tan SUMELLY
(get it? get it? get my joke?)
Fiona
Deep
Martina
Vicki
Juliana
 
XIE XIE NI
VANAKAM
THANK YOU
KAM SIA
TERIMA KASIH
MERCI
PEACE OUT
ADIOS
CIBONG
 
AND GOODBYE!!!!
 
Love,
Exco  2008
 

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Free Swimming Lesson.(fat n thin welcome)

September 24, 2008 · Leave a Comment

HI everyone.
we have managed to clinch FREE DEALS JUST FOR YOU!!!!
JIPO has offered FREE swimming lessons!!!
(shes an UNCERTIFIED EXPERIENCED COACH! aint that cool!!!)
so far no one has drowned under her supervision. so it shd be pretty safe.
 
WHY YOU SHOULD GO?
1. get to see hotbodoldgirljipo85 in action
2. swimming exercises the heart rate
3. Improves your posture (hiya points 1 2 n 3 are all bullshit la, swimming helps u lose the flab)
4. THere is a difference between “knowing how to swim” and “swimming Correctly”
 
 
so we are going to make it every Monday 5pm at the school pool starting nEXT WEEK
whether u know how to swim,
learning how to swim correctly,
just want to lose weight,
or just plain bonding w the team!
u are welcome to join us!!!
 
 
 so hope to see u, in ur suit and goggles, MONDAY 5pm, ADMIN BLOCK SWIMMING POOL.
LOVE,
womensoccer

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Week 6!

September 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

hi sugarrush~
 
Trainings will still be held as usual on week 6.
 
TUESDAYS w BERNARD
Braddell Field – 4pm
meet at P n B at 3.20pm
 
and
 
FRIDAYS w BA and Bernard
Braddell Field – 5pm
meet at P n B at 4.20pm
 
ASK YOUR NEW FRIENDS, bEST FRiendS, OLD FRIENDS ALONG FOR TRAININGS!!
 
 
 

 

SO. . . . . .
 
blog readers! if you are interested to join us! drop us an email at..
we welcome anyone interested to learn more about soccer or simply to make more friends!
no experience required!
 
xoxo,
smuwomensoccer

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INFORMATION SESSION 2008~

September 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

REMEMBER TO COME DRESSED MISMATCHED!!!

@.@

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