hi friends, foes and passerbys.

Our sincerest appreciation to all players who made an effort to train hard for the upcoming league. The season starts this week and we look forward to everyone’s 100% commitment and dedication. And of course to our dearest seniors and supporting members, we hope to have your continual support as we strive to acheive our best results ever!

We proudly present the finalised 22 players for the NTU league, not in order of chioness or importance:

1.Zeenath Binte Jaleel

2.Jacquelyn Lee See Won

3.Cara Ashley Kennedy

4.Cassie Lim Shiqian

5.Kathryn Lee Hui Ting

6.Martina Maria Strasser

7.Sally Lim Wen Min

8.Wan Yuan Ting Sarah

9.Lai Weiqi Vicki

10.Erene Ong Yiling

11.Rynette Joyce Tan Ming Li

12.Carissa Kang Pei Shan

13.Tan Hwee Ying

14.Rebekah Lau Wan Ting

15.Claudia Wong Siying

16.Paranjothy Vanessa Anne

17.Shaddick Edwina Hui May

18.Lee Mei Xian (Marilyn)

19.Lee Xin Yi

20. Elvia Goh Sin Tze

21.Esther Lim Shu Hui

22.Khairunnisa Azman

PLEASE SLEEP EARLY ON WEDNESDAY!!!

Thursday: Game Day (SMU vs NP) – Meet at Pick&Bite at 5pm, Bus to leave at 5.30pm, Game kickoff at 7pm

Friday: NO Training. GESS Indoor Tournament. (I would be sending out another email detailing this later in the week)

Points to note

#1: Please take good care of yourself, drink more water, dont go and do stupid things like fall into a drain.

#2: Our match attire: BLUE Jersey + Black Shorts + Black Socks + Shin Pads

#3: Pray hard!

Readers and supporters!! we welcome you to take the shuttle bus with us! Drop us an email or comment if you’d like to come!

xoxo,

SmuWomensoccer

Dear Girls,

Please note the message Bernard has texted me.

“Vickki/Sarah.. I have arranged a nite game for SMU at RP against RP 7pm kickoff… Also to make it as my final selection for the 22players for NTU tourney… Pls email all the players to attend… We nid a nite game also as a warm up for next Thurs game vs NP.. Also artificial turf.. Tnx 27/2, Friday nite 7pm”

Please note that the attire for the game at night is: new jersey, black shorts, black socks + SHIN PADS.

Please report at the field by 6.15pm.

Fret NOT!

we just received a cute email from Roy! (OSL)

Forgive us for sharing this but it’s too cute not to!!!

Little Mark ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’  

She calls on little MARK.

He replies, ‘None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.’

The teacher replies, ‘The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.’

Then little MARK says, ‘I have a question for YOU. 
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?’

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ‘Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.’

To which Little MARK replied, ‘The correct answer is ‘the one with the Wedding ring on,’ but I like your thinking.’

LITTLE MARK ON MATH (Part 2)

Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic

‘Why?’ asks the father?

‘The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,” I said ‘6′, replies MARK.

‘But that’s right!’ says his dad.

‘Yeah, but then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?”

‘What’s the f*cking difference?’ asks the father

‘That’s what I said!’

Little MARK was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said,

‘Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.’

Little MARK replied, ‘My grandfather lived to be 107 years old..’

The man asked, ‘Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?’

Little MARK answered, ‘No, he minded his own f*cking business.

I LOVE Little MARK!!!!!

LITTLE MARK ON GETTING OLDER

Study hard, train hard and have a good mid term break!

Love,

Smuwomensoccer

Hello all!

apologies for the lack of maintenance and update to this blog.

We hope you are still reading this blog regularly…

anyways here are the fixtures for the upcoming games

5 MARCH 7PM THURS

10 MARCH 7PM TUES

13 MARCH 7PM FRI

18 MARCH WED SEMIS 7PM

25 MARCH WED 3/4 PLACING 7PM

26 MARCH THURS FINALS 7PM

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!!!!

go to cage i very gian
skip500x i get damn sian

so what if its the weekend again
we r still gonna mug w lim shi qian

u say womensoccer got alot of funk
but u treat the emails like pieces of junk

An cua (why) u so damn hostile
Nt happy w my friendly style?

If u still dont want to reply
Then KNNB chaocheeby

*by Juls*

Juliana is very bored.
But I just sit back and snort

She think her face very hot
But I look and I only see rot

All she wants to do is rap
I want to give her a big fat slap

Not say that we very hostile
I am just super docile

People don’t check mail every hour
So if there isn’t a reply, don’t be sour

Enough about her I’ve bitched
She just needs to get hitched

I know this rap doesn’t flow
But give me time and I will be a pro

*By DEEPIKA*

Heres a reply from deepika sharma.
Im so scared I want my mama!

Oh she forgot shes just a little pornstar
Latest video she did it in the car

well hats off to you for trying
But uknow im still the king.

What abt the yr 2s like edwina?
Sally bonnie or vanessa?
Vicki xinyi lu jia and christina?
Stop mugging in the GSR!

I forgot about the yr 4 old birdie
Are u busy drinking herbal tea?

Come on sexies lets take this far,
Mayb we can even start a war!

*by Juls*

Juls and deep u all think u all are queens
The rest of us are all beans?

Yes we are mugging in GSR
But whatever it is we know that we are stars

But our emails keep having poems
Thus, we cant concentrate and for more poems, we yearn.

I cant think of anymore things to type
Neither do I have skype

Don’t think we don’t know u also in GSR
Even better u are in SR or CR

Got and never jio
Is it cos we will distract u cos too chio?

*by Lu Jia*

First we need a minor correction
this isnt a war its a lil desgustation

Of how kok womensoccer girls can be
after eating, clubbing, drinking we act only

deep down inside we all love studying
for what? to fight for investment banking

but dont you guys ever learn
all of them falling like bear stearns?

So i say lets not be so deep
eating clubbing drinking is for keeps

maybe i should just stop here
if not the winner is oh so clear

come fight me i dare you my dears
for a few rounds of ice cold beers 

*by Jipooo*

we always thought lawyers are nerds

but we realise this is so absurd

cos our dearest Miss Lu Jia

must say her rap is not bad sia!

Jipo Sorry your english was too deep

our simple minds, we cannot seep

wtf was desgustation ?

thought u only know masturbation

indeed Jipo, u r so naive

w the stupid rap tt u conceive

challenge us in beer drinking?

just 10 minutes u already puking

so what if she got the boobs

shes is just one of the stupid noobs

dont waste ur time my dear shu hui

u can never make a rap thats as sui!

*by Juls*

Here’s the lao jiao tt don’t rap too long

but when i do, i’ll attract a throng

These raps written here are all so funk

yet once u read mine, it’s a sure slam dunk

Still i must say, kudos to u juls

for all these has made us laugh like fools

Lengendary rapper? i think not

that’s just as sure as sumei’s foot rot

Bored at work with nothing to do

if u think i lazy then screw u

Just don’t u dare hold it against me

i’ve no exams, u smug devotees

Bosses didn’t come to work today

who cares as long as i get my pay

Given AVP’s office to use

who would know even if i drank booze

So that’s why i can join this rap-off

hope u enjoyed it and didn’t scoff

Now get back to the books, notes and slides

before u fail and ur world collides

Good luck to all in the mugging race

may u be able to get your As

I know studies can make u unstable

but don’t end up under the prof’s table

*by Christine*

that time no take part

think my tongue not sharp.

this rap’s rock and roll

Gorgeous Sally owes the show.

juls you so funny,

mug in the library.

study so steady,

can earn big money.

christine u no joke,

skive around and drink coke.

u think boss no see,

steady bom pee pee.

week sixteen come here quick,

exams I want quit.

soccer camp there waiting,

for us to do our thing!

*by Sally*

So what if u hv dreadlocks,

Ur rap didn’t manage to shock,

Two weeks can u wait for me?

A solid rapoff u shall see

Aint got time for a long humour

Cos the papers are like one big tumour

Wait 2 wks for u?

I would’ve shaven my locks.

Just cos u find my rap too hard to chew

don’t mean its meant to shock

i know none who would call u tt

but perhaps u can be the female 1-cent

who likes to hang on like a gnat

chill out juls, before u’re spent

it’s 530 now, i’m off the clock

i better stop, b4 i get writer’s block

*by Christine*

In Istanbul I sit at my comp

Reading all your raps that are just da bomb

I miss all of you

And all your nonsense indeed I do

Dont think here i only play

i also do work okay

This Thursday I leave for Iran

Crossing the border from Van (in East Turkey)

14 December I return

And then its my turn

I have 3 midterms 1 quiz 1 Flash homework

I confirm go berserk

Anyway for this week

I know it looks bleak

But hang in there my friends

In no time you’ll reach the end

Till then I say all the best

For all your many tests

After that when you party

Please dont forget about me

I return on January 9

With Turkish delights which are just divine

Till then I say take care

and hang in there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*by Kat*

anyways since i hv the password to this blog and i shall publish whatever i want! HAHAHAHAHAH

recently ive come up w a very juicyyy rap!

Oh No…. im such a genius. im a soccer player, supermodel, and now i can fight w 50Cent n make better raps!!!

so here it is. and this is a very Personal Blog k. nothing to do w the club. so i included all kinds of stories in it.

chiobumax wanna hv one last say

But no sorry, my rap ain’t gay

just read on

u ll get so turned on

Is S to the O to the C to the C to the E to the R

If u are a soccer player

put yer hands in the ayer

Dance to the beat on Zouk’s player

And Move that bootie like a slayer~

Vodka Heineken or Tequila

Go clubbing bring ur IC la!

Still promise u wont get high

But moments later u grind my thigh

-_______________-

………………..

Resist Freebies no u cant

but reply emails u don’t want!

Everytime make me so duLan

Nvm my dress so chio i look like swan

Sunig Inter Uni or Pesta Sukan?

Call ourselves champions? no we cant

 But w Bernard it wont b the same

Soon NTU NUS SIM will b put to shame

Although we like to act like clown

We know Women soccer is the best in town

Heres my humble little wit.

1 hr to come up w it.

So I hope u liked it.

Now back to mugging shit.

Apologies for the lack of update!

and im sure that many of you have been waiting for the flava of the week for WEEKS.

now become flava of the month.. (HAHA)

sorry sorry! U think this blog is self updated ar? we are also students please. midterms n projects!

anyways! PLEASE DO LEAVE COMMENTS (GOOD ONES ONLY PLS)! to show us that u actually read the BLOG!!!

cos it ll encourage us to write more!