Entries categorized as ‘fLava of the Week!’
September 12, 2008 · 1 Comment
Tattoo (check)
SHaven head (check)
zillion of contacts (check)
insanely involved w sch (SA, BE, Wsoccer, FTB, CONVOC, etc) (check).
this Gungho-recently-annointed-captain, has shaven her head twice (for charity plis)!!! shes no doubt one of our most experienced players, awesome centerback.
want me to prove her gung-ho ness?
she has 293890384 number of licenses.
car,
first aid,
diving,
rockclimbing,
fitness instructor,
motorbike (soon),
sports taping,
some microsoft license………
really… this list can go on longer than us screaming our signature “AAAIIIIPPP”.
dont be fooled by her tough cookie outlook! she said shes really a softie inside.
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WOAHHHAHAHAHA how would we ever know…
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Hello!
Cutie Long Legs Pie
Name: Vanessa Paranjothy /Van
Jersey Number: ?? – Utility Player (midfield, wing, LAST MAN???)
this Hot stuff is probably one of our fittest girl in the team. i guarantee u that her kicks are “SOLID CAN SEND U TO NTU”.
Shes an Athlete, Biathlete, Triathlete, Quadathlete etc. She runs like the wind, sometimes faster than our natural reaction to free food. (meaning VERY VERY FAST)
Recently, in the midst of a very serious game.. she found time to say. “BEAUTIFUL GAME”, “FANTASTIC”, while the rest of her teammates are PANTING like cows and dogs and throwing vulgarities.
(well, we’d like to see it as her being appreciative of football.)
Although she cant seem to wash herself up properly after trainings (we have alibis), dont b fooled! shes not only a funny cute nut with a very serious side!!!
We can tell you, she is one who presents herself well! except she needs a little help from Jack Daniels.
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Name / Alias : Carissa / Kang
Jersey Number: 14 – Winger
Long story short…. when asked to write in about herself, she replied…
1. damn pretty
2. damn smart
3. damn funny
well isnt it obvious. this girl is in DENIAL?!?!?!
99% of the teammates actually believe that she’s semi if not completely retarded.
Insults for her aside… her laughter is rather infectious! In fact it helps remind you to gargle daily cos it sounds like it! So UNIQUE ?~!
“GRARUAGLEEHGUAUAGRLGELAGHEURGLE”
eh Sorry, we are still at insults. ooops.
Oh ya, she’s reallly anal about spelling and grammar. so we have dedicated the following ERRORFUL parapgraph of her favourite KaraOK song for her:
Rook at me
You may thinking you saw
Whose I really am
Butt chu’ll never known me
Everyday, is ass if I play apart
KNow I seen
If I wearing a masks
I can full the world
But I can not fold
My hearts
Whose is that girls I shee
Starring straight back in me?
When will my erection reflection show
Whose am I inside?
“GRARUAGLEEHGUAUAGRLGELAGHEURGLE”
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Name: Esther
Jersey Number: 30 – Defender
Undeniably, on photos she may look very girlnextdoorawwwsosweet! but didnt mama ever tell u that looks can be deceiving?!?!
This very tall girl (tallest in the team) is not only full of sh*t, she is also one chilli padi, auntie and smarty pants rolled into one. Did we mention she is a TA for every module u can ever think of. (not joking).
Esther is *VERY VERY VERY x 1 million* afraid of LIZARDS, and in order to scare them away, she LAUGHS and BURPS (anytime, anywhere n very loudly) at them. However, she doesn’t seem to realise, her burps and laughters also scared the non-lizards aka her friends.
Well, her future is very bright, so till then, we ll pretend to be her bestfriends. HAHAHA.
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Name/Alias: Juls
Jersey Number: 11 – Winger
Heres the President of the club who s known for frequently getting drunk her nevernevernever ending nonsense (such as teaching everyone how to mk annoying AIPPPP sound)
Shes claims she hasn’t brushed her hair for years thus her damnmessyomgcantbehelped hair and ironically her home is known for being SUPER NEAT and her clothes are proudly colour coded. (everything neat! but her own hair)
In her free time, she enjoys getting drunk, jogging, cleaning her home and BIO-ing (looking at) boys/men with Jipo.
We believe… underneath all the Tequila Shots and the talking cock (literally), shes really an angel.
WAHAHAH written by herself.
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Name/Alias: Jipo
Jersey Number: 19 – Striker
So heres the dick chick whose ‘frontline assets’ has sparked much controversy. Unfortunately, we are unable to ever capture a photo of them, cos u ll need a SUPER BIG LENSE.
she has 11 moles on her face (we counted it ourselves)! HOLEY GUACAMOLEY!!!
This 4th yr Social Science student is also known for her unfaltering interest in sex related topics.shes even observed her then-hamsters-now-dead mating…..(we re not kidding)
During her free time, she enjoys sleeping, reading and watching TVBS.
Her recent obsession includes watching cornyandoutdated TV show called L word. hmm…… interesting…..
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