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we just received a cute email from Roy! (OSL)

Forgive us for sharing this but it’s too cute not to!!!

Little Mark ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’  

She calls on little MARK.

He replies, ‘None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.’

The teacher replies, ‘The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.’

Then little MARK says, ‘I have a question for YOU. 
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?’

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ‘Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.’

To which Little MARK replied, ‘The correct answer is ‘the one with the Wedding ring on,’ but I like your thinking.’

LITTLE MARK ON MATH (Part 2)

Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic

‘Why?’ asks the father?

‘The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,” I said ‘6′, replies MARK.

‘But that’s right!’ says his dad.

‘Yeah, but then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?”

‘What’s the f*cking difference?’ asks the father

‘That’s what I said!’

Little MARK was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said,

‘Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.’

Little MARK replied, ‘My grandfather lived to be 107 years old..’

The man asked, ‘Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?’

Little MARK answered, ‘No, he minded his own f*cking business.

I LOVE Little MARK!!!!!

LITTLE MARK ON GETTING OLDER

 

 

Study hard, train hard and have a good mid term break!

Love,

 

Smuwomensoccer