go to cage i very gian
skip500x i get damn sian
so what if its the weekend again
we r still gonna mug w lim shi qian
u say womensoccer got alot of funk
but u treat the emails like pieces of junk
An cua (why) u so damn hostile
Nt happy w my friendly style?
If u still dont want to reply
Then KNNB chaocheeby
*by Juls*
Juliana is very bored.
But I just sit back and snort
She think her face very hot
But I look and I only see rot
All she wants to do is rap
I want to give her a big fat slap
Not say that we very hostile
I am just super docile
People don’t check mail every hour
So if there isn’t a reply, don’t be sour
Enough about her I’ve bitched
She just needs to get hitched
I know this rap doesn’t flow
But give me time and I will be a pro
*By DEEPIKA*
Heres a reply from deepika sharma.
Im so scared I want my mama!
Oh she forgot shes just a little pornstar
Latest video she did it in the car
well hats off to you for trying
But uknow im still the king.
What abt the yr 2s like edwina?
Sally bonnie or vanessa?
Vicki xinyi lu jia and christina?
Stop mugging in the GSR!
I forgot about the yr 4 old birdie
Are u busy drinking herbal tea?
Come on sexies lets take this far,
Mayb we can even start a war!
*by Juls*
Juls and deep u all think u all are queens
The rest of us are all beans?
Yes we are mugging in GSR
But whatever it is we know that we are stars
But our emails keep having poems
Thus, we cant concentrate and for more poems, we yearn.
I cant think of anymore things to type
Neither do I have skype
Don’t think we don’t know u also in GSR
Even better u are in SR or CR
Got and never jio
Is it cos we will distract u cos too chio?
*by Lu Jia*
First we need a minor correction
this isnt a war its a lil desgustation
Of how kok womensoccer girls can be
after eating, clubbing, drinking we act only
deep down inside we all love studying
for what? to fight for investment banking
but dont you guys ever learn
all of them falling like bear stearns?
So i say lets not be so deep
eating clubbing drinking is for keeps
maybe i should just stop here
if not the winner is oh so clear
come fight me i dare you my dears
for a few rounds of ice cold beers
*by Jipooo*
we always thought lawyers are nerds
but we realise this is so absurd
cos our dearest Miss Lu Jia
must say her rap is not bad sia!
Jipo Sorry your english was too deep
our simple minds, we cannot seep
wtf was desgustation ?
thought u only know masturbation
indeed Jipo, u r so naive
w the stupid rap tt u conceive
challenge us in beer drinking?
just 10 minutes u already puking
so what if she got the boobs
shes is just one of the stupid noobs
dont waste ur time my dear shu hui
u can never make a rap thats as sui!
*by Juls*
Here’s the lao jiao tt don’t rap too long
but when i do, i’ll attract a throng
These raps written here are all so funk
yet once u read mine, it’s a sure slam dunk
Still i must say, kudos to u juls
for all these has made us laugh like fools
Lengendary rapper? i think not
that’s just as sure as sumei’s foot rot
Bored at work with nothing to do
if u think i lazy then screw u
Just don’t u dare hold it against me
i’ve no exams, u smug devotees
Bosses didn’t come to work today
who cares as long as i get my pay
Given AVP’s office to use
who would know even if i drank booze
So that’s why i can join this rap-off
hope u enjoyed it and didn’t scoff
Now get back to the books, notes and slides
before u fail and ur world collides
Good luck to all in the mugging race
may u be able to get your As
I know studies can make u unstable
but don’t end up under the prof’s table
*by Christine*
that time no take part
think my tongue not sharp.
this rap’s rock and roll
Gorgeous Sally owes the show.
juls you so funny,
mug in the library.
study so steady,
can earn big money.
christine u no joke,
skive around and drink coke.
u think boss no see,
steady bom pee pee.
week sixteen come here quick,
exams I want quit.
soccer camp there waiting,
for us to do our thing!
*by Sally*
So what if u hv dreadlocks,
Ur rap didn’t manage to shock,
Two weeks can u wait for me?
A solid rapoff u shall see
Aint got time for a long humour
Cos the papers are like one big tumour
Wait 2 wks for u?
I would’ve shaven my locks.
Just cos u find my rap too hard to chew
don’t mean its meant to shock
i know none who would call u tt
but perhaps u can be the female 1-cent
who likes to hang on like a gnat
chill out juls, before u’re spent
it’s 530 now, i’m off the clock
i better stop, b4 i get writer’s block
*by Christine*
In Istanbul I sit at my comp
Reading all your raps that are just da bomb
I miss all of you
And all your nonsense indeed I do
Dont think here i only play
i also do work okay
This Thursday I leave for Iran
Crossing the border from Van (in East Turkey)
14 December I return
And then its my turn
I have 3 midterms 1 quiz 1 Flash homework
I confirm go berserk
Anyway for this week
I know it looks bleak
But hang in there my friends
In no time you’ll reach the end
Till then I say all the best
For all your many tests
After that when you party
Please dont forget about me
I return on January 9
With Turkish delights which are just divine
Till then I say take care
and hang in there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*by Kat*
